Things you cannot say in a stand‑up.
Deadpan merch about corporate life. Printed to order, so nothing here has been sitting in a warehouse waiting for you to find it funny.
Made to order
Printed after you buy. Ships in 2–3 days.
Free shipping over ₹999
Delivered across India.
7-day exchanges
Wrong size is not your problem.
Secure checkout
UPI, cards and netbanking via Razorpay.
Drop 01 — Onboarding
Nothing is printed until you order it.
Every piece is made on demand. That means a few extra days, and it also means no landfill of unsold jokes that stopped being funny in March.
- 01You order. Payment clears through Razorpay.
- 02We print it — in India for Indian orders, locally for international ones, so nothing waits at customs.
- 03You get a tracking link, a note the day it arrives, and wash-care instructions you will ignore.
From people who work here. Everywhere.
“Wore the MEETS EXPECTATIONS one to a review. My manager laughed. I am still employed, probably.”
“Bought the HO JAYEGA mug for my project lead as a farewell gift. It has never left his desk.”
“Fabric is genuinely heavy. I expected novelty-tee quality and got something I actually wear.”
New designs weekly. Old ones retire.
A joke everyone has seen is worth nothing, so the grid keeps moving. Get the drop before it sells through.